Monday, March 1, 2010

fucking well come and find me, i'll be waiting

with a gun and a pack of sandwiches.

so i went to get drinks with this guy today after work - yes it was only eleven am, yes, i drink booze sometimes before noon.

grown man in white tennis shoes = fail
having to pay for my own drinks (i only had two, jeeze) = fail

white tennis shoes. i just absolutely cannot get over it. you are a grown man. put real shoes on.

1 comment:

Jennifer said...

See, I think your bit about grown men in white tennis shoes=fail would be perfect for PIward. It could be a quirk that he never wears anything other than black shoes. He finds them the most practical. He can go on a whole rant about how fail and impractical white shoes are, especially on grown men. Or how they are only exceptable if you have a career that deems than necessary.

"There is no excuse for white shoes. Ever. Unless you're like a fucking pro-athlete. And nobody, sure as shit, pays me to wear white fucking shoes."